[ Normal reaction to when you suddenly find yourself dreaming other people's memories? Probably not something along the lines of Shihoudou's reactions and instant searching for the person on the funny little devices, and instantly calling them. Just to say something oh so tactful. ]
Hey hey, cute little love turd! [ Shouldn't she say love bird? Nope, not when it's this old hag. ] Hey hey hey! You can read minds! Can you tell what I'm thinking right now?
[ It's "have you managed to have sex with your girl, she's cute!" and also a lot along the lines of "poop" and "turd". ]
[ Goddamn it. He was praying to god that this whole memory share thing had been one way. Of course things wouldn't be that convenient for him. ]
Shihoudou...
[ He doesn't bother telling her that he can't read a thing; how would he read her mind when they're having an audio call, and he can't see her face? Not that it works through video anyway, but that's not something she needs to know. ]
What did you see?
[ There's a lot of things in his past he'd like to keep buried. The mind reading was definitely one of them, but it looks like that one is out of the bag now. ]
[ If she was Hishigi, maybe, she would be of the inclination to do research. And Hishigi's research was dangerous.
But despite Shihoudou having compared herself with her fellow Clan Elder on several occasions (to annoy him) she's completely different from him. She just wants to be lazy and have fun. ]
[ Even though he saw into her past, he still isn't entirely sure what he saw. The intricacies are lost on him completely, stuck behind a big wall of being from not only a different country, but a different era entirely. ]
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Hey hey, cute little love turd! [ Shouldn't she say love bird? Nope, not when it's this old hag. ] Hey hey hey! You can read minds! Can you tell what I'm thinking right now?
[ It's "have you managed to have sex with your girl, she's cute!" and also a lot along the lines of "poop" and "turd". ]
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Shihoudou...
[ He doesn't bother telling her that he can't read a thing; how would he read her mind when they're having an audio call, and he can't see her face? Not that it works through video anyway, but that's not something she needs to know. ]
What did you see?
[ There's a lot of things in his past he'd like to keep buried. The mind reading was definitely one of them, but it looks like that one is out of the bag now. ]
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[ Oh come on, tell her. She'll find out sooner or later, somehow, because that's just how she is. ]
Granny saw something cute~
[ Shouldn't she try to figure out what he saw if he saw something? Nah, she'll get to that, no hurry, no biggie. ]
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Still, he doesn't know what she saw, and that unknown doesn't sit well for him. ]
Come on, what was it?
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But despite Shihoudou having compared herself with her fellow Clan Elder on several occasions (to annoy him) she's completely different from him. She just wants to be lazy and have fun. ]
Are you curious~?
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I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't curious.
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Of course you could be!
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... You're not going to tell me, are you?
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[ He assumes he'll be paying for this tea she'll be drinking. ]
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[ Nah, she already has tea at home. ]
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... Alright. Sure. I saw something of yours, too.
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Oho, you did? Anyway, Granny'll send over a map, so move your little bony ass, okay~!
[ Map (with extra poop piles drawn onto it) sent over. ]
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Okay, okay. I'll leave now.
See you soon.
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Yeah, Granny'll be waiting!