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i have an important question. very iportant. emergency.

can you cook.

[ Normal reaction to when you suddenly find yourself dreaming other people's memories? Probably not something along the lines of Shihoudou's reactions and instant searching for the person on the funny little devices, and instantly calling them. Just to say something oh so tactful. ]

Hey hey, cute little love turd! [ Shouldn't she say love bird? Nope, not when it's this old hag. ] Hey hey hey! You can read minds! Can you tell what I'm thinking right now?

[ It's "have you managed to have sex with your girl, she's cute!" and also a lot along the lines of "poop" and "turd". ]

Something something went to doctor, xray, you're in my heart something something heart is fine with a friend in it. Send it to 5 people. kiss face.

[Nailed it.]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

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